Parenting 101
Ah, Mother’s Day.
The day I get to be showered with love simply for teaching my children the lay of the land, such as:
Big Macs are made with maggots. It’s true. Google it.
Find yourself before you find your spouse.
Eat your organic kale. You’ll thank me when you are 115.
Remember, nearly every tragedy reported on the news can be traced to one thing: drugs. Don’t do drugs.
Always keep your drink covered. Better yet, when at a bar, just drink from a sippy cup.
Don’t waste time applying analogue solutions to a digital world.
When people show you who they are, believe them.
People lie – preserve the evidence.
Dare to fail over and over and over again.
Dream big. Venture bigger.
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