This morning I awoke to my husband informing me that people were reporting online that my frequented Whole Foods is being cleaned out.
Knowing that my eating habits are more unique than others, I wasn’t totally concerned that my “go to” items would be gone. Plus, I was just there yesterday.
Nonetheless, I decided to risk leaving my perfectly “socially distanced” cocoon to rush back over to assess the situation.
What I observed was purty, purty, purty interesting.
I decided to take pictures.
People prefer Italian dressing.
People are so desperate for paper towels and toilet paper that they would pay quadruple the price at Whole Foods.
No one likes low sodium organic pretzels but me.
People can’t live without pizza – well except 365 thin Crust Supreme. Apparently, people would rather starve to death in quarantine that eat that pizza.
Looks like COVID-19 will be gone by Passover.
People would rather eat than get drunk. I don’t know any of these people.
No one worries about BO when they’re quarantined with family.
I never saw anyone fill up a Whole Foods cart before. She must think she’s in Cosco.
The same people who don’t worry about the germs on the checkout counter are the same people who eat supermarket sushi.
