Coronasizing in Bizzaro World

Today marks 2 1/2 months since we were told to “shelter in place.”

I’m starting to wonder if this madness will ever end.

I decided to go out for another run jog walk stroll whatever.

This is my experience told in pictures.

Hello lamppost whatcha knowin?

I sometimes sing to inanimate objects. Sue me.

I guess the women are all at home cooking and cleaning.

Enough with the damn limitations!

Of course there isn’t.

How about the sun? Is that allowed to come out?

I’m starting to feel a little bit like Forrest Gump trying to find a seat on a school bus.

I’m guessing that sidewalks aren’t essential businesses?????

F8ck this shit! I’m making a left.

Jin!!!!!!! Are you down there?!?!?!?!?!?! Are you with Sun and Hurley?!?!?!?!?! 

Life on earth in 2020 is becoming way stranger than fiction.

Even the flowers are tired of being caged in. They are sprouting through their garden fencing.

I’ve decided that for now on I am going to be the flower and break through all cages.

I have also decided to finish my jog, Phoebe style.

Because, sometimes you just have to give into the lunacy.

#staysafehealthyandsane