Ah, the Narcissist

Ah, the narcissist – a pompous yet farcical creature.

Dealing with a narcissist is like dealing with white flour. They think they are integral to the recipe but they are really just a needless toxin, always trying to incriminate some other food group.

“Sliced bread is the greatest thing since, well since, sliced bread. We’re good and healthy. It’s those fats that are bad!” – Pillsbury Doughboy

Narcissists often confuse arrogance with perseverance, and they mistake fantasy for reality.

But, they eventually fall victim to their own delusions – choosing to watch themselves unravel rather than take responsibility for their own actions.

The scary part is that they don’t care because they will always find someone to blame for their demise.

Do yourself a favor and stay away from narcissists. And white flour.

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